Kinders make me laugh everyday! This is where I share the hilarious things that your cuties say each day! Here you will find quotes by our anonymous students and what I like to call #OnlyInKinder : )

~We had a worker on our playground fixing a part of the equipment: 
Student: "Ms. Bonnet what is that guy doing?"
Me: "It looks like he's working on our rocket"
Student: " Well when my daddy works at my house he doesn't wear a shirt!" (very matter of factly)

~About to start singing our months of the year song in the morning
Me: "Class I noticed some of you already knew the month macarena that goes to our month song. If you wanna do the Macarena  while singing, GO FOR IT!"
Student: "You mean like a margarita?"

~ While working with our sight word of the week 'like' I gave the example: I like ice cream!
S1: "Ice cream makes people fat"
S2: "Can we all be fat and eat ice cream for cooking Friday?"


S to another S: " You know Ms. Bonnets name really isn't Ms. Bonnet right?!"
I'm not sure what my "real" name is, but apparently it's not Ms. Bonnet : )

S: "Ms. Bonnet you need to get married already"
Me: "Oh really, why is that?"
S: "So you can have babies, duh!"
Me: "I'll see what I can do honey. Thanks for lookin' out for me"

As the milk truck drives up to deliver our milk to the cafeteria 
S: Looks at the Borden white truck with white milk picture confused
S: "But Ms. Bonnet, what about the chocolate milk?"

S: "Ms. Bonnet...I can see your brain waves"